Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Money Laundering in India??!

All day long I have been closely following a discussion in my school group... It is about a report that is supposedly issued by the Swiss Bank about the nationality of its account holders. I will place the major parts of the report as claimed by a user... And then my response to it.... Might be right... Might not be... But I wanted to speak and hear from ppl....

Who Says India is a poor Country?

This is so shocking…….wish black money deposits was an Olympics event….India would have won a gold medal hands down. The second best Russia has 4 times lesser deposit. US is not even there in the counting in top five !! India has more money in swiss banks than all the other countries combined.DISHONEST INDUSTRIALISTS, scandalous politicians and corrupt IAS, IRS, IPS officers have deposited in foreign banks in their illegal personal accounts a sum of about $ 1500 billion, which have been misappropriated by them.

Black money in Swiss banks — Swiss Banking Association report, 2006 details bank deposits in the territory of Switzerland by nationals of following countries:

Top five

India—- $1,456 billion

Russia —$ 470 billion

UK ——-$390 billion

Ukraine - $100 billion

China —–$ 96 billion

Naturally, the secrecy associated with the bank accounts in such places is central to the issue, not their low tax rates as the term 'tax havens' suggests. Remember Bofors and how India could not trace the ultimate beneficiary of those transactions because of the secrecy associated with.

My response to it was this:
Authenticity.. That's a concern when it comes to such numbers... Well, I was shocked reading this post because we, as a country are decently advancing in AML (anti-money laundering) when compared to other countries across the globe (though we aren't the best). I tried running down to the source, the basics of negative entropy!! This is the link to the Swiss Banking Association report 2006 that has reeled out the story... http://www.swissbanking.org/en/d_jb_06-07.pdf. The mention of India is there only in two places in the entire report and here is the text...

It runs, "For some years now the Asian markets have been a key pillar of the international expansion plans of certain Swiss banks. With this in mind it is only logical for the SBA to promote its agenda in these countries as well – specifically China(including Hong Kong) and Singapore. As a result the SBA is helping Swiss banks to enter these markets by lobbying for better framework conditions. At the same time we are making a huge effort to establish a network of contacts in this growth region. In order to achieve these goals we have increased the frequency of our visits to the area and have also welcomed delegations from China to Switzerland. A delegation is provisionally scheduled to make a first visit to India early in 2008 with the aim, amongst other things, of explaining the conditions governing the Swiss banking system."
Does that say something of the laundered money and stuff?!

I know you can still say, "There might be some other report... Possible!" But even without perusing the relevant report, I am not convinced of certain facts put in here.... Let me tell you why.

As I have already mentioned, our AML systems are strong enough to tap such abnormal fund transfers... Well, the systems work only when there is a transfer from an Indian bank to any other bank across the world. What if the money was hand delivered? Smuggled out of India? - Fair enough, I don't hold any more defence.

If ever there was such report, do you think that our media wouldn't have even looked into it? I know they aren't so bothered of the national interest... But TRPs?? They can't do the blunder of missing to have two chat shows with ppl not even linked to finance come and talk about it! My guesses of the celebrities would be Katrina Kaif and John Abraham...

Well, into more serious reasons, the report (as claimed by the author) says the money is deposited by Indian nationals. Does that explicitly avoid Indians working in Europe or elsewhere? My view is that this money need not have essentially gone from India. The categorization has been based on the nation of origin of the account holder. Now, I am not totally defending our law executors and creators. There surely is a huge contribution from them to the whatever trillion was mentioned. But not all is from them... is my take on it.

And now the global view... As rightly mentioned, many European countries are tax havens. They attract foreign funds with unbelievable returns and tax concessions and use them for the development of their countries. Now thats not a fact known just to India.. the whole world knows it. So every damn rich unethical being would want to burrow his resources in there. But how?! "These cops watch every single move of mine!!" That's what they would be saying for their AML systems are very strong. Many countries have free funds flow treaties with India (Thanks to Ma'am Indira who initiated this with good intents!) and India has been liberalising its foreign policy over the past two decades. That makes funds flow to India a lot more easier to the unethical being I told you earlier. And there is some easy Indian prey to transfer the funds to the Swiss bank on his own account! And that feeds the data we read about.

Whatever be it... AML is growing.. So is ML equivalently. Let's not just look at this and enjoy the "24 hour ground zero coverage" of NDTV or Times Now or..... and pity for the results ML is causing to our country. Didn't that strike you?! Who funds terrorists?! Might be one money launderer in India who unknowingly feeds the global terror! You never know how your funds are used after you have deposited in the banks... Keep thinking... Keep staying awake!!!


Regards,
Sri!!

PS: N yeah, I wanted to hear from ppl... Please opine!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Better late than never!!

There are certain things we would be longing to do but never get the right time and opportunity... This post is one such piece... I have been wanting to write this for over the past four months(When I'd initially typed this, I had worded it "weeks")... But that's fine.. I am at least writing it today... Better late than never!! (Now you know where the title came from..! But the meaning isn't this shallow after all....)

Before you move on, a small foreword... My apologies to VAP for the undue delay in posting this piece... My excuses to the readers for the liberal use of Tamil, I thought it was necessary to give the needed impact. There are some layout problems cos of the pics... I shall sort them out as much as I can... Please bear with the "sometimes annoying" technical hiccups! (I know that sounds like some ode or obituary than a foreword!!)And a mild difference from my earlier posts,... This one is more narrative and light. Never miss the last three paras of it! Just to pep you up... That's enough of having the tea! Now drink it!!!

How is it to be in an interesting place after months and months of slogging in our routines? How lovely it is to amidst the lush green after at least a couple of hours every day in the cramming traffic? Further, how awesome it is to lose mobile connectivity and avoid calls like, "Hi! Sorry to be disturbing you over the weekend, could you please mail me the report by EOD? (Corporate terms are usually coined beautifully to place stress on you in the most concealed fashion!)"! How thrilling it is to spot the animals you usually see on Discovery Channel just in your vicinity? And thats not all!! "Buddies" - If they were a part of such an experience???

Enough of speaking... Just have a look at a few lovely pics we clicked...




That's the pleasant boat ride for an hour - The guide very frequently said something like... "Adho Paathingala.... Yaanaigallaam thanni kudikka vandhurukkunga!" And we used to look at the distant place like LKG kids on a field trip! I have to accept I have never been on a boat for so long... The scenery... The sound as the bamboo rafts on water... The occasional croc or water bird... And the uncalled for halt in the midst of the jungle....!!


If just the seemingly endless lake, the water bird, the crocs or the distant elephants had thrilled us enough, then probably we haven't done justice to the fauna of Top slip! The uniqueness of this place struck when we spotted a leopard just while cursorily traversing up the mountains! (Unfortunately, we couldn't click a pic of it... It is surely pretty more quicker than we are!!And yeah, such things don't create a great impact if just talked about... So... "Dhayavu senji nambunga boss!! )


Did that say enough of the richness of the place? That, I should say was the farthest view we got of the deers!! They would just run across our vehicle more often than a stray dog running across yours in Chennai!!









Never been closer to an elephant without a mahout...



People who heard we had spotted a leopard told the stars were smiling broad at us... Well then! Make the best use of it!! We, almost instantaneously, planned to stay in Top slip overnight and in consistent practice of its trend, the TN forest department turned us down saying no cottages were available... And this is how we were forwarded to the next adventure of the trip...

The Parambikulam Sanctuary of the Mallu frontiers!
The forest guards were all set to frighten us, I guess...! We walked into their range office and enquired about accommodation there. Two options... A tree top accommodation with the least view of the forest and the other - "Thellikkal vayal"... A walk of 8 kms inside the forest ! (The latter sounds captivating, right? So was it for us as well!) Just that info was enough for almost all of us to panic!!!

"Mach... Ivlo dhooram vandhu ivlo risk edukkanumaa?!" "Ippo illaatti epovamae poga mudiyaadhu da... Overa scene podaatha!" "Mach.. yosichikko! Namakkellaam innum kalyaanam kooda aavala!!" "Illa da... andha tree top la irundhu onnumae theriyaadhu da..." Quite a lot of such exchanges and finally....

"Nimirndhu Nil... Thunindhu sel... Thodanguthu un yugam...!" (eppidiyellaam link panna vaendiyaadha irukku?!! )
Instructions on payment of the accommodation charges!
1. Sir... Thanni, Paakku ellaam eduthu poga koodaatha
Right vidu!

2. Ungaloda oru guide varuvaaru... Avar solrathuthaan kaekanum!
"Sol paechu kaelaamai" enga agaraathiliyae illange aapicer!!"

3. Anga current laam irukkaathu sir! Iruttukkulla thaan irukkanum...
"Enna koduma saravanan idhu!! Namma idhellaam yosikkilayo?!"

4. Apram... unga bag ellaam car laye potrunga... Yaana koottamlaam andha pakkam naraya varum... Thorathichu naa odanumla!!
"Idhu vaeraya? Thiruttu payapulla... Idhellaam panam vaangarathukku munnaadi solla maattiya da?!"

Guess what was the biggest concern running in all our minds?! The animals? The darkness? The 8km walk? The risk of life?? No... Let me tell you, "How is Keelu gonna manage without a bath for one more night?! Yeah.. he can manage... Poor we!!!" Lots of cribbing.. Lots of concerns... Lots of sentimental dialogues... Nadakkaathu ree!! "We have decided and we are going!", I said...
Special thanks to Pikachu for accidentally nodding his head...!
That's the "Bravo team" that ventured the forests... "Romba hype kudukkaraanae.. Thaangala da saami!" If you are actually saying that to yourself, I wish you see the video clips we shot on our way into the lush green. Viv will help you out with the links in my comments page


And shocks began as soon as we stepped into the deep forests... The tiger's paw, the wild dogs, the bisons, the forest showers... Ow! What an experience! More detailing would make this a documentary and not a blog!!! So let me stop here with the details...

Why did I have to put up all this to public display? Did I intend to show you the beautiful pics we clicked? Or to narrate our interesting experiences? Or to fulfill my buddies' wish of having it recorded somewhere in my style? Or.... A hundred other questions... And I would probably give a mild nod for all of them. But what drove me first to write up all this was to express the need for adventure, risk and thrill in life...


We are a metro politan crowd caught in the whims of boring routines... Office, Tuition classes, traffic, fast food, Up at 7 and to bed at 9 kind of people... I wish these systems didn't exist. But they do and we are to live in them.. It is deliberate permanent slavery to our own systems, if I could express my crude opinions on it. Most times, we don't reach the heart... Neither ours nor those of the people around us! All the love that once existed in us as a kid is now lost... We see the heart as a mere organ!! Sounds pathetic, but undeniably true!!!

Such little ventures into the only things we aren't able to bind by our cranky rules, beautifully called NATURE are our attempts to refill ourselves with our goodness, natural energy and more importantly, love - the very essence of life and living. Let's not hold us back from doing such things. Forget the finance it may consume, the time it may eat up, the revenue your business may lose... They are trivial if not nothing in comparison with the gains!!

Better late than never!!!

Love...
Sri!!!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

July 13 - Call it a day!!

Hey guys!!

I've bugged you guys enough with my poems... It is time to actually speak fathomable language..! ! Before I go on speaking, there are a few essential details I need to tell you for the content to make sense to you.. first among them, my buddies - Vivek, Akilesh and Prakash - We call ourselves SVAP!! (it is super funny to have such crazy names for your groups!! I remember seeing really hilarious ones on our local trains like.. Ghilli guys, Urapakkam kings..! One reason why Indian railways can never improve!! We could probably coin a term, "Rail blogging"!!)

I was the latest entry into the group and we have been awesome buddies over the past 7 years (if I'm right..).

My relationship with these guys has changed over the years... Various hats I wore when with these guys, sometimes a mentor, sometimes a lovely friend, sometimes a confidant but most times - the world's biggest BUG.. I can bet no one else could bear with me for seven long except these pathetic guys. But I can say with pride that these brats are my best buddies - working for giants in their respective industries - Google, Oracle, Accenture! It so happens everytime we guys meet up, we stay overnight in someone's place... And that's the opening scene on eve of 12th July!!

I have a unique flair for philosophy.. I read a lot on religions.. on God and a few other "non - youth" subjects.. And man, I long for an opportunity to speak on my passion! Ppl get bored if they are disinterested about the topic.. so I save my discussions to myself! But I do get vents once in a while.. Like this blessed night.. I don't remember where the discussion started but it branched into spirituality... Wow! And more to it, it wasn't just a discussion.. it was a very healthy debate... the topic on the cards - "Spirituality - Religion - God men and God"!

The "science driven" Pikachu (Prakash) took the opposive role.. Keelu (Akil) was the self appointed moderator for a while and later merged into the defensive with me... (Probably feeling that I was not taking the discussion in the right ways?!!) It swerved round and round and questions like "Who is God?", "Isn't science everything?", "Are the epics a myth?", "How did the world evolve?", "Is the big bang real?", "Why temples?", "Why idols?", "Why religions?", "Is there something called soul?", "Is there rebirth?", "Why rebirth?", "Is everything in life pre destined?", Yogis - Godmen - Swami...

I think I'd have missed at least a dozen other things we discussed! Pikachu is science driven but isn't an aethist.. Proabably agnostic?! The best part about the entire discussion was we understood each others' opinions and tried to clarify each others' misconceptions... And can you believe the youngsters of this age sit up and debate on topics like God for 5 hours?! It was probably pre destined! (I bet Pikachu will comment on this!) More importantly, at the end of the discussion, all of us felt happy... We felt we are taking back something worthy to our homes the next day..

And did anyone think ... Where was Viv all this time?! He was blissfully sleeping in Hyderabad... (Pre destined again?!)

"Ippo enna solla vara da nee?" Ya... The point to be driven is not that Charan, Akil and Prakash discussed some sense (or no sense? That's your opinion) without sleeping a whole night.. there is so much friends and such informal networks can do... So much of good work that can be offered to the society.. So many positive conversations that can ignite our minds.. But we miss it all..

Our most important discussion in those lil moments we catch up: "Macha, Dasavatharam paathiya?!", "Mama, iPhone therikkithu da", "Railway station la andha figuru..." and quite a lot more trendy ones... Not wrong at all man! Who told you not to speak these? And who is Charan to ask you not to speak these? But in these leisure moments, if we don't discuss our doubts, positive thoughts, we'd probably lose such opportunities in future..

We'd probably live with doubts all life...
we'd probably never understand what our opponent says...
We'd probably never learn listening before stressing our opinions..
We'd probably never actually know if our opinions are correct.

And it is so much fun to learn with/from your best buddies than to be screwed royally by a doomy stranger in times there is no more gap for additional screws!

I don't know if I have done justice for the precious 5 mins you have spent on reading this blog... So spend one more min for commenting if I have!!

Have fun guys!
Love...
Sri!!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Need a smoke?!

I need to surely tell you guys about the story behind this piece...! A very close buddy of mine... The most awesome character I have ever seen, pathetically took upon smoking as a hobby... that later became an inevitable habit... My sincere attempt to tell him what I felt personified thus in my birthday wish to him...

"WILLS... Made for each other"
"Wills... Made for each other"
And that's what goes all into the air...
Engrosses from within You and your being...
Nicotine deposits on those that hold...
A careless effort from hand to the lips...
Clarity in thought they believe it yields...
"Addict" they call - The unstoppable!!


"Will a dream... Made for yourself"
And that's what makes you... Your destiny...
Devour it in all that's you, You and your being...
Fearless looks, truth incarnate, he who pursues right...
A never ending commitment from REEL to REAL...
Purity in character I believe it proffers...
"ADEPT" I beckon - The unstoppable!!

Too much a similie, isn't it?!More of sense than that...
True... Life is all made,
Inevitable you - worthy of the blessing,
By Mind, by Spirit, by Character...
For joy never comes the farther you are by the trio...
True... GOD LOVES YOU...Inevitable you love yourself
What purpose of light,For thy is blind...?!

This day... very usual, ain't it?!For sun say not..
"Here's another! Happy birthday!"
To all his blooms.. for light is his very nature...
I still shall wish, a fair attempt....
To let you live in the glamour of specialities!!

Dated 11 April 2008

PS: I wish you read the corresponding lines of the first and second stanzas in pairs to actually enjoy the coherence attempted.

Friday, May 16, 2008

What true love is!

Out of his bed, he started weeping
And ne'r ceased until she looked...
Her looks cared,
At first sight, smiles wake!

And in her eyes - joy yelled!
He spoke not - yet she comprehended!
She loved embracing - his face -
Blushing at every kiss!
She placed him on her laps,
He restrain'd not seeing her...

The purest form - I,
the world ever adules - she
The mother... takes nothing and
dithers not to give everything....
What true love is!!

Dated: 12 July 2004

All it gives and all it takes....

If my college pals still remember, I wrote this poem for a lil contest announced by John Immanuel, our English teacher (that was his designation.. That doesn't mean he knew English actually.. Probably he missed seeing " CAUGHT IN THE WRONG JOB?!" ad on TV. ) Anyways, back to the point, the contest ultimately became a super comedy... The most hilarious poems without a subject were chosen as the best. However, this one is ever close to my heart... So many similies... indirect meanings... I thought I should open it up for your reading.

"I...? Falling in love? - Impossible" he uttered
Fate giggled in reply, " Every plant flowers,
Every bud does bloom!"

A new dawn, the red rose's bud
Smiled up in his garden.
His sight - a girl - Her beauty
Splendid, looks stunning,
Her words - soothing and knowledge - inviting!
Warmth, passion and what not?
Thought spun round her
His heart spoke of none else!!

His qualities - not too less,
She resisted not... The flower did bloom!
"Life without her" - He dared not to imagine!!
He adules, "WHAT ALL LOVE GIVES!"

The flower does fade and wither too,
Dusk came, she said, "I'm wedded",
And in her finger, glittered his sorrow.
Then came the words,
"WHAT ALL LOVE TAKES"....

Right did Scott say,
" Love swells like a Solway,
And ebbs like its tide."


Dated: 11 July 2004

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

College life......

CHOOSING COLLEGE means.....

Choosing all time TV...

Choosing to live on cheap alcohol (Guys only.... I guess!!) and
instant meals...

Choosing to sniff clothes (washed years ago) to see if they are
wearable...

Choosing to stay up all the night writing the assignment you should
have been working on for the past three months or even more...

Choosing to be out everytime the landlord calls round for rent
(applicable only to outstation guys though)...

Choosing to blow your money on nights out after telling really
convincing lies at home...

Choosing to fall asleep in between lectures...

Choosing to munch left overs for breakfast and dinner at home (for you have siblings who manage to devour everything when you aren't around.. Don't have one?! I envy you...!)...

Choosing never to take bath before evening...

Choosing to do all those things your parents warned you about...

Choosing to pathetically attend twelve hour cramming sessions at
college...

Choosing to befriend the class NERD for all the notes...

Choosing to start weekends two days early...

Choosing long holidays and flexible deadlines for the LAST time in
your lives...

Choosing to try studying for four years and then actually learn
slogging at work...

Choosing not to sit next to the dumbest person or in the first bench
during lectures...

Chosing to get high and talk absolute bullshit....

Choosing to increase your alcohol tolerance level...

Choosing the BEST TIME IN YOUR LIVES......!!!!